The "before"
It is February 10 as I write this. We’re about to embark on a major kitchen remodel, and I’m going to blog about it. Not because we’re remodel experts. Not because we’re DIY-ers. Not because I’m trying to make money by using affiliate links for crap products that I don’t really want to buy or want you to buy (but if I do link it to something, it will be solely because it’s awesome and I want to share). Not because I’ve discovered some fabulous IKEA hack that will involve time and expertise I don’t have, and that will look good for five minutes until the damn thing falls apart. (I have a story about some bookshelves that will be told at some point.) I’m writing a blog about it because I’m sick of remodeling blogs. You know the ones—with professional photos of bathrooms that look like they should be in Architectural Digest, or at least on Houzz or Pinterest, kitchens that have never even dreamed of stinky clouds of accidentally scorched garlic or splatters of Sunday morning bacon,